Surprisingly Scary Things

Kiddo is weird. He's weird because strange things upset him these days.
Here's what can make him wail:

• Mirror lenses 
• Loud noises
• Sneezes
• Someone blowing their nose
• Mommy disappearing behind the shower curtain (even if he can hear me singing or talking)
• Mommy going to another room
• Mommy's back to him (a few seconds is all it takes)
• Diaper changes (he used to love)

Things that should upset him but don't:

• Grandma's dog (it hurt him twice but he doesn't seem to care)
• Bonking his head on the tile (he laughs now)
• Strangers (he loves people)
• Watching Mommy workout (read: instead of playing - he thinks it's funny and tries to imitate my movements)
• Taking medicine (I think he kind of likes the flavor)

Children are weird. I knew it was possible, but even strange things can be surprising (or alien?).