Babies Are Like Drunks

Anyone who has been around a baby, or for that matter, has watched baby videos online, knows babies are kind of like drunk people. Let me explain all the ways how:

1. Babies drink until they pass out.
2. Often they pass out with their drink all over their face.
3. Sometimes they pass out with throw up all over their face.
4. Frequently they lay happily in their own throw up.
5. They pee their pants.
6. Their speech is incomprehensible.
7. Their eyes cross frequently.
8. They're easily distracted, especially by more drink.
9. They like taking their clothes off (particularly older babies).
10. Babies often drink until they throw up... then they drink some more.
11. They always need someone to bring them home, sometimes kicking and screaming. Sometimes passed out.
12. They have difficulty holding their heads up.
13. They walk unsteadily, often falling down.
14. They smell like what they drank.
15. They have to be carried to bed.

Seeing the similarities really makes babies that much more entertaining. :-)

Any other ways babies are like drunks? Let us know below!